The three Mushrooms

and the

Supersonic Equation

Written and illustrated by

Alison Madgwick

Once apon a time there were three little mushrooms; and their names were Daddy Mushroom, Mummy Mushroom, and Baby Mushroom; and they all lived in a big toadstool.

Daddy Mushroom	Mummy Mushroom	Baby Mushroom

The Toadstool Villa

One day, Mummy Mushroom decided to make mushroom porridge.

“It´s too hot!”said Daddy Mushroom.

“It´s too cold!”said Baby Mushroom.

“Well, you´ll just have to put up with it!”said Mummy Mushroom.

“No, wait, I have a better plan!”said Daddy Mushroom, “Let´s do a supersonic equation!”

So they did.

And it went like this:

a = b

ab = b²

ab-a² = b²-a²

a(b-a) = (b+a)(b-a)

a = b+a

a = a+a

1 = 2

And Goldispores didn´t disturb them because Baby Mushroom had put cyanide in her mushroom porridge.

And they all lived happily ever after(exept Goldispores of course)and did lots of equations.

The End

Published by Snail Books